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I found myself further and further from my home

You never forget your first love.

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Haven't seen this movie yet? Seriously, what are you even doing with your life?

Haven't seen this movie yet? Seriously, what are you even doing with your life?

I’ve developed a new hobby over the last few weeks. This past July, the movie Inception debuted in theaters and quickly became one of my favorite movies ever. It’s easily my favorite movie since The Incredibles, and right now I put it in my top three with Saving Private Ryan and It’s a Wonderful Life. I saw it three times in theaters, and can guarantee I will own the Blu-ray as soon as it’s legally possible to do so. But in that netherworld between “Inception in theaters” and “Inception on Blu-ray”. A couple weeks ago someone shared with me a knockoff of the epic Inception trailer: the Inception sound effects and music, with Toy Story 3 visuals. I was surprised at how well it was done, and wondered if there were any more knockoffs.

It turns out, there’s a ton. Being such a popular movie, hundreds of fans have taken to their favorite video editor and cut together various mashups of Inception with other movies. In the last couple weeks I’ve spent a couple hours at least watching these trailers, so I figured I’d share my favorites. The videos are after the break, in no particular order.

Never made it as a working-class hero

Brett Favre will have a hard time duplicating his magical 2009 season.

Brett Favre will have a hard time duplicating his magical 2009 season.

Despite the fact that baseball is my favorite sport, football definitely has (and feels like) the longest offseason. For the longest time I wasn’t sure why, whether it was the short regular season, the relative infrequency of games, or the fact that winter is still going on when the season’s over. But finally, I figured out why the NFL offseason feels so long: because the NFL never stops.

As a counterexample, let’s look at baseball. Over the winter you’ll have a few stories: some trades, some free agent signings, etc. Maybe you’ll even have a PED scandal to spice things up a bit. But for the most part, baseball is over in October and it only resumes when pitchers and catchers report in mid-February.

Now consider football. The Super Bowl is in early February, followed by the NFL Combine in late February or early March (the “man, I can’t wait to see what team that guy plays for” phase), then six solid weeks of straight draft coverage on ESPN (the “man, I can’t wait until Mel Kiper is off my TV again” phase), then the draft at the end of April (the “man, I can’t wait to see this guy play” phase), then the mini-camps and OTAs in May and June (the “man, I can’t wait for training camp” phase). By the time training camp starts in July you’re not sure if you can wait any longer. But there are still four preseason games between you and the regular season (the “it’s not football season still? Are you kidding me?” phase).

But this coming Thursday, all that will be over with: it’ll be football season again, and all will be right with the world. And since when do I start an NFL or MLB season without a season preview? NEVER!